jaseherondale: childrapist666: edwad: jaseherondale: Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is...
tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode
takeme-hard: i’m in a weird mood i want to get naked and wrap up in a ton of blankets around myself in an apartment and listen to the rain and cuddle with a boy and run my nails across their back lightly and hang out for the rest of the night.
cockchomp: you will not make me feel bad about being quiet you will not make me feel bad about my body you will not make me feel bad about stumbling over my words you will not make me feel bad about being nervous you will not make me feel bad about not knowing everything you will not make me feel bad about having a sense of humor that you don’t get you will not make me feel bad about being tired...
fuckyeahlaughters: Wearing an oversized shirt and no pants is probably the most comfortable thing of life.
jamesfrancgoaway: “just wait i’m gonna get hot eventually” - me when i’m 83 years old
vantasly: but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically
I was hungry so I bought some animal crackers at...
Cashier guy: ok that will be 1.39
Me: uh can I get a bag too please?
Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
Me: thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know
Cashier guy: what just be like "YEH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL