Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame
dont be mean
be median or mode
i’m in a weird mood
i want to get naked and wrap up in a ton of blankets around myself in an apartment and listen to the rain and cuddle with a boy and run my nails across their back lightly and hang out for the rest of the night.
LMAO this is too much smh
going to give all my babe followers popsicles of my dong
(Source: bl00d-sugar)